it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry
whispering, “no,” at a character because you know they’re about to make a fool of themselves and kill you with second hand embarrassment
it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary
I wanna waste my summer nights with you.